Loudest Most Annoying Toys

Loudest or most annoying toys in our household, do you have any?

1) Musical Sesame Street Guitar - Seems to have a 

mind of it's own and plays in the middle of the night.

2) Band Instruments - this can include drums, flutes, horns, and more. Is it
that they need more practice out in the shed? Just kidding!

3) Playstation/Nintendo - does it play better if it is louder? My oldest
seems to enjoy these games loud for a better game.

4) Kid phones - I have had to tape over the sound output places as they seem
to be extremely loud. And my belief is that they can harm the young children's

hearing.                .

5) Radio's - Why are they always set so loudly by the kids? I am constantly
turning them down, does music play better when it is loud, or is it just
because they are moving around dancing too much that they can never hear it?

6) Alarm Watches - always set for the middle of the night and can wake you
out of a sound sleep, or wake the baby.

7) Radio controlled vehicles. We have a noisy radio controlled train that
places constant music as it moves across the floor.

8) Musical Books - always stepped on and can make a parent jump in the
night.

9) Talking Elmo - who also seems to come to life in the middle of the night
enough to wake the dog and have him stir.

10) Whistle - in my house, these are supposed to be used outside only. Try
explaining it to a two year old - WHY?